Get on your Facebook or email and start ordering ASAP! We sell shirts at $25 a piece, or $40 for two. YOU SAVE A THOUSAND CENTS! ONE FRIGGIN’ THOUSAND CENTS (a.k.a. ten dollars). So get crackin’, log in to your email account, Facebook, WHATEVER, and send us a private message either in our inboxes on Facebook or at email@example.com
I know your mom and your dad will love these shirts, and your sister and brother too. So why not buy ALL OF THEM ONE? It will make for a great dinner conversation.
When you go out to a bar or a party, do you just sit by yourself in a corner and stay away from company? Is this all unintentional? If so, buy one of our shirts and use it as an icebreaker! Talk about our great company to strangers you meet, and you’ll create bonds of friendship that will last eons. Seriously, you should try it!