Love

Hey guys, today’s post is going to have the theme of love. And who knows more about love than lovely actress Jennifer Love Hewitt?

I octo-cream my pants just thinking about her ahahahaha

She promised to pose for us after the amazing night of passion she and I, Nicholas Hassan, shared, because I was the greatest lover she’d ever had, or something like that I dunno it was nbd. But besides the love between man and woman, what other kinds of love are there?

As some of you may or may not know, it was homecoming this past weekend at UWO. After the unbelievable stomping Western gave Queens (it was like 2348790234 to 5 or something, although I will admit you guys won the last Vanier Cup >_>), I have a newfound LOVE for my beautiful university. Even the bad weather couldn’t keep us down, as the London boys partied literally from dawn till dusk… and then till dawn again. PANCAKE KEGGERS ANYBODY!?!?!

But enough about me, lets get back to Love.

Love is beautiful, and Rube Goldberg Machines are awesome! So combine the two for something both awesome and beautiful! As the creator put it,  he built an “overly complicated machine to simplify the overly complicated task of asking a lady for her hand in marriage.”

(P.S. The first bit is his preparation, the last minute or so is the actual proposal and victory dance) (P.P.S. Look on related videos for interesting prom-posal ideas)

But sometimes love isn’t always so pure. It’s a little, er… raunchier. Sometimes people take it too far and you get this. Once you click on the link scroll down for more examples.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/two-steps-to-porn-nsfw

Batter Up is pretty funny but OMG FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON’T SEARCH CREAMPIE IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS WTFSDFJSKDL;FSD MY EYES!@!?s

Before I sign off, I just want to repost something I found really cool. I meant to put it in a previous post but I added it in a day after so I don’t know if anyone saw it. I love Pokemon, and here is an interesting take on a live action movie that, if created, would complete my childhood and make me want to believe again.

Best line: “I choose you.”

Okay that’s all for today folks. Thanks for all your support, and if you find any of these links interesting, please tell your friends about our blog!

xoxo, Nick Hassan

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