A TYA Chanukah

It's The Chanukah Zebra. Suck it Santa.

Whether you spell it Chanukah or Hannukah or any other strange variation you can concoct, the time has come for Jews everywhere to light up their Menorahs instead of, well, the other things that they light up. As the token Jew in most groups I’m in, TYA included, I figured that we’re due for a Chanukah post. Now I’m quick to admit that I’m not the most religious person in the world, and if you know me you know I’ve been to the land of pork and shellfish more than milk and honey, but that doesn’t mean that this holiday is any less important to me. I could try and articulate what the meaning of Chanukah is but why bother when I can let the true masters of the Jewish faith break it down for us: The Rugrats. This pretty much sums up all of Chanukah plus everything I know about Judaism (it’s also upside down to protect from copyright…)

Of course if you’re looking for something a little more hip than talking babies then this is for you:

Kind of like an all Jewish Effusion isn’t it? But what is the point of Chanukah without gifts? With that in mind we bring you Thousand Years of Mixes Part Two which features a new 17 minute mix plus a TYA remix of Cee-Lo’s Fuck You all for your listening pleasure. To download for free just click the arrow pointing down on the right.

Thousand Years Part Two:

Fuck You (Club Can’t Handle TYA Remix)

To all our Jewish homies have a Chappy Chanukah and remember that an original TYA tee is the greatest gift of all!

– Mark


2 thoughts on “A TYA Chanukah

  1. Pingback: MERRY CHRISTMAS! « Thousand Years Apparel

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